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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
why are tumblr people better than real life people
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate

it feels like someone…..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
So today at school we had an assembly about cyber bullying and even though it was supposed to be really serious, I found it really amusing because the power point was filled with pictures like
and
OMG
i’ve never seen lips quite as gorgeous as harry’s
they should totally make lipstick based on it
and it comes in the perfect shade: blowjob